"Derrick finally feels like he's getting the hang of Middle School. He's in a band with his best friends and his dogs Bennie and Max are getting along. Even his Dead Max comics and advice columns are a hit, until Max's cat-hating ways start raising hackles with his cat-loving readers. Then when Derrick's cartoons protesting racism backfire, the Muslim kids turn against him and the paper is in danger of being shut down, along with Derrick's cartooning...

"All it took was a brush with death to get her there, but Blondina finally realizes her true feelings toward Amon. It's more than just friendship--it's love! And so begins her quest to win over the handsome divine beast. But first things first--she's curious to see how he looks in human form, all grown up. Luckily, Amon's been waiting for her to ask"--