From the Book - First edition.
It's Not You, It's Me 3 --
Super Idiot Girl: The Sad Life and Lonely Times of Princess Enabler 12 --
Dog Girl Bites Back 28 --
The Fat Bride Is Not a Happy Magic Marker 34 --
Dreading the Wedding 44 --
Naked with a Stranger 48 --
The Suck of Bridal G-Force 53 --
Don't Drink the Kool-Aid 56 --
"If You Get Divorced Within a Year, You Owe Your Father $35.78 a Dinner Times Two Hundred": Words of Wisdom on My Wedding Day 63 --
I Think at Night It Flies 82 --
Following Instructions 97 --
The M & M, the Bee, and the Man Baby 101 --
The Lonely, Brown House 108 --
Erica's Moving Adventure 111 --
Spooky Little Girl Like You 127 --
What's on That Dog's Butt? 135 --
The Hands of Death 143 --
The Slattern's Blue Panties 147 --
White Noise, White Soap, and Man Desire: Marriage Advice from Two Mean Girls 151 --
Enough with the Love: Aberrant Tales of an Absolutely and Completely Normal Family (as Told to My Therapist) 160 --
Peace, You Stupid Asshole 174 --
My Mother, My Self, My God 178 --
It Only Says That on the Box 185 --
The Craft Toothbrush 194 --
The Littlest Operative 198 --
Pissing Off the Pee Taker 215 --
What Drugs Can Do to a Family 219 --
You Have Already Been Preapproved for a Decline 222 --
Tiger Woods Doesn't Know Where I Live 226 --
I Think Someone Forgot About My Needs 232 --